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Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
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My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was like “you see? You can hear it in her voice” oh my fucking god mom I swear to fucking god
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Yahoo is apparently making Tumblr more family friendly by filtering out explicit content. I guarantee that most people that use Tumblr as a coping mechanism for depression, self harm and eating disorders will be shut down as they will see it as pro-mental illness and pro-self destruction. But we don’t promote any of those attitudes, we just suffer from them and we use Tumblr to connect with others that suffer from them too, we offer each other help and support so Yahoo, don’t take that away from us.
A-fucking-men..preach!
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tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
when i was 14 i was really against drugs but all of my friends were into getting high so i went to whole foods and bought empty pill capsules and filled them with sugar and told my friends that it was a new drug named pax imported from africa and that my other friends older brother gave them to me and my friends pretended like they got high off of the pills and it just made my life tbh
im crying
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in my house there are only two water temperatures: winter is coming and fire cannot kill a dragon
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